Is that so much to ask?
Because this happened:
I’m drinking already. It’s the only way I can pretend to be nice without wanting to cut my face off :)
I went to see We Need to Talk About Kevin (blah) with a guy from the internet (ha), then we went for drinks on Canal Street. Everything was going fine etc. until I decided to get white girl wasted on rosé. Like I don’t know exactly what happened, but it ended up with him leaving me and me continuing to drown myself in wine. If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll already know that I got lost. As I tweeted about being lost like 5 times or something. Then I lost two jackets and my phone, then had to get a train home and walk 40 minutes to my house in just a T-shirt. I kind of think I got my drink spiked hahaha.
I am awesome.
>:( end me.